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Jokes Demotivational Poster

HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.

TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm

WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!

Jokes and Puns -

TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!

CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.

TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!

TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm
Now Your Thinking.

MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me

AHAHAHA - Now that joke has got my 'seal' of approval

TAGS: wildlife funny jokes
Rating: 3.62/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 2:28 pm
You should also upload this to the Where the Pun Is site


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!



TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am

LMAO - That joke... was so funny... But... I didn't hear it.


TAGS: bad jokes
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:22 am
Well ya never want to hit delete...the ultimate last call!
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:09 am
I always hit ALT and things end up weird.

BLONDE JOKES - Sensitivity can be gauged by the caliber of their response.

CANADA - the only army who could win a war with friendly fire

YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.

TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!

Dumb Blondes -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?


TAGS: insider jokes forseti is xommunist
Rating: 4.92/5

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Feasibly - April 28, 2011, 6:16 pm
Thanks florstetti!
forseti - April 28, 2011, 2:03 pm
5 xows from the one and only xommunist! ;)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?



TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

Precision -

PRACTICAL JOKES - It's worth the $20 in aluminum foil.

TAGS: jokes
Rating: 3.07/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 12:51 am
Especially at the office pictured, a nice cubicle at NORAD's early warning system. OMG!! Quick, remove all that foil!

A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -

BAD JOKES ARE LIKE - ...a disappointing book. The beginning piques your interest, the middle leaves you wanting more and the end comes out of nowhere and sucker punches you.

TAGS: jokes books that was so bad
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:46 am
Oh there are worse...wanna hear a dirty one? A white horse fell in the mud.....thanks for the comment.
Bolverk3778 - February 25, 2013, 5:05 am
Oh, that's a bad one. Would the originator please leave by the nearest drain!!!


pranks -


TAGS: practical jokes
Rating: 4.46/5

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PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 8:41 pm
(Actually I can't take credit, I found it "out there" someplace. But yeah, it's pretty cool.)
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:23 pm

Nice, I like what you did there


TAGS: bad jokes october calender pzy
Rating: 3.47/5

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DominusDraco - October 24, 2010, 5:37 pm
I want my 10s back! Lame joke
Benlulz - October 6, 2010, 11:51 am
What the f***? xD

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: bad jokes
Rating: 4.86/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 9:14 pm
No harm no foul sir
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 9:12 pm
Ah! Clarity. So really no harm no foul then?
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
ah ok lol you posted while i was typing GS lol
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:01 pm
upload, it leaves the DE on the pic. Most of the time I catch it, once in awhile I do not. It is my spin on an old Cosby joke, but mine none the less
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:00 pm
Stolen? Not at all, I had used De-motivational to create the poster, I use teir engine a lot so I can get more than 3 lines i. Most of the time upon upload, their logo is replaced by moti's, but every once in a while a pic I guess is too large and upon
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 1:59 pm
by "aquired", I meant the website-Demotivational- was bought by someone else
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
For all intents and purposes the tag is gone. However, If by "acquired" you mean outright stolen in the ancient tradition of retrochcop then Booooo and shame on you James.
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:51 am
Demotivational was "aquired". their poster generator puts their new tag on the left. where this one came from, who knows, but it's old
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:07 am
May I be captain bobvious and point out that it is the tag of an obscure site called DEMOTIVATIONAL? However it might be that the poster was created on their engine but posted here, me thinks however a little cropping should have been done....
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 8:48 am
No tag. Poster was approved by a moderator.
forseti - October 8, 2010, 4:47 am
there is another tag behind motifake. we don't like that very much... :)


PRACTICAL JOKES - Even God likes to play them!

TAGS: face mars god practical jokes
Rating: 3.53/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 1:33 pm
By the looks of it, he isn't happy about something.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 8:05 pm
Great poster. I think man has already been here and he is the jokester.


TAGS: jokes babies
Rating: 3.3/5

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BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:49 am
So true Ronny, So true!

INVISIBLE MIDGETS - bruce fights them

comedy -

Tee hee -


TAGS: moderators henny youngman jokes badabing
Rating: 4.75/5

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Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:55 am
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2011, 8:27 am
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:43 pm
LMAO... A true, brave man, I love it! Now... 5Lashings!

She who laughs 1st or last -

TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.

Bang Bang -

TAGS: superman batman dc tension bad jokes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:27 am

link here... http://whatculture.com/comics/10-comics-read-batman-vs-superman-movie.php/11 oh...and btw, who wouldn't want a human with no real powers kicking the snot out of an invincible alien. go earth :)
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:25 am

the battle has already been fought. three guesses who wins...."“I want you to remember, Clark, in all the years to come, in all your most private moments … I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:30 pm
Ha ha ha. Wonderfully funny and 5L worthy. :)

Mother Nature -

TAGS: mother nature jokes flowers erectile dysfunction
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:35 am
That, and not keeping any pictures of mother nearby. Mine or hers. :-/
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:51 pm
Crotchety, one word...vegagra. Vegetations' version of mans best friend, the little blue pill.

A SKELETON WALKS INTO A BAR - ...and orders: "A beer and a mop, please".

TAGS: skeleton walks bar jokes
Rating: 3.4/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 6:23 pm
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 6:23 pm


TAGS: yo momma jokes motifakes
Rating: 3.36/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:54 am
yo momma does more 3s than BMW and is as sucks like a 7 (pretty funny in German, don't know if the play on words works in English too)
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 7:24 pm
Yo momma is so fat, if she got run over by a truck, the chalk industry would perish.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 7:01 pm
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mam is so fat she plays pool with the plants. You mama is so fat her high school picture is an aerial ph**ograph.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:19 am
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:18 am
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:20 am
with her legs spread WIDE and it said "Breakfast of Champions." Need I go on? I will anyway. Yo momma is so dumb, she waited for a STOP sign to say GO. Sorry to slam on yo mamma so hard, but she's used to it! O!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Yo momma is so s**tty, I saw her buy a skirt last week and complimented her on "the belt." Speaking of belts, you momma is SO fat she has to tie hers with a boomerang. Further more, yo momma is so s**tty that I saw her on the front of a Wheatie's box
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:14 am
Yo mamma is so large, a cop saw her standing on a street corner and called for crowd control!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am
Yo momma is so FAT I had had to take two buses and a cab to get on her GOOD SIDE.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:07 am
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 5:47 am
Yo Momma so fat,when she has to haul a**,it takes her 10 to the power of 57 trips.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Just because yo momma sucks d*ck in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:18 pm
Yo Momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:18 am
i was wondering how hod you went so fast
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:17 am
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am
Copy and paste...Tool of the lazy....Mooooooooooo's best friend.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:14 am
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:12 am
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:09 am
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:08 am
Yo mama so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:05 am
Yo Momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:23 am
yo mamma's so hairy you were born with rug burn
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:26 pm
What's the difference between tour mama and a washing machine?....When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!
BriaHere - August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm
Yo Mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Edu - August 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yo' Mama's so fat I took my car for a drive around her and ran out of gas xD Yo' Mama's so ugly she looked at her reflection to cure herself from hicups. lulz
AAA - June 29, 2009, 2:32 pm
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:07 am
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
moooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:09 am
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:08 am
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:23 pm
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
SpectreT65 - June 6, 2009, 4:33 pm
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:34 pm
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:32 am
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:48 am
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
Mr Taco - March 20, 2009, 11:29 am
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
donthate - March 17, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
dgbt - March 17, 2009, 1:43 pm
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a ***w j** to help his unemployment.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:35 pm
Yo Momma is like Mr. Culos logo...her b*** is always up in the air.
Elder God Douchebag - March 17, 2009, 12:48 pm
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Fatty - March 17, 2009, 12:25 pm
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:03 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:01 pm
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Donthate - March 17, 2009, 11:57 am
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:42 am
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:38 am
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:37 am
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am
Yo momma so fat she got to vote for Obama twice.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am
Yo momma so dumb she thinks Obama’s gonna pay her mortgage.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:55 am
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Obama.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 3:51 am
Yo momma so skanky , Clinton won't even touch her
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:35 am
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:34 am
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:26 am
Yo Momma....is so fat that her whole a** won't fit on just one MotiFake poster.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 12:11 am
Yo momma so fat....DAYUM!


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm
I can roll down the window.

AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles

TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though

MAC MAN - I think he would have really liked Motifake!

LOL - I hate when that happens!

Overachiever -

TAGS: no yo momma jokes please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:31 pm
Request DENIED!!!!!! Stealing your ph**o when I have time to make posters! BWAHAHAHAHA! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk!
GaryO - July 24, 2015, 7:57 am
Always a good poster. Hey, here's an idea; what say you scoot on over to the evolution thread...hmmm?
Cloudy - July 24, 2015, 5:20 am
Every time I see a ph**o like that I wonder what happened. Cars derailed preventing the locomotive from moving forward and nobody thought to shut it off?
JesusWept - July 23, 2015, 4:26 pm
Talk about a bumpy ride. 5.

Rampant -

TAGS: too soon for olympics jokes
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:36 am
Nice, UP yours

jokes -

TAGS: knock knock jokes really suck
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 6:41 pm
Justin da Nick o' Time!
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 6:21 pm

Justin who?
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:10 pm
FuDevil! You're EVIL leaving us jokeless! EVIL! LOL! 5L
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:09 pm
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 3:48 pm

Who's there?
concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:38 am
a 5er
GaryO - January 13, 2015, 3:06 pm
Gawd, I love this stuff

Torn Between Two Lovers -

Father. God. -

TAGS: thinking back on jokes made
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:04 am
True Dat!! 5 loudly laughing lions! That's going on my wall!

I Was Going To Make Some Jokes About the Unemployed -

TAGS: unemployed jokes humor economy jobs
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2015, 12:09 am
I'm am also a keeper of the beat and purveyor of truly cool riffs! Awesome!
Oldsod - January 17, 2015, 6:31 am
No...I'm a bass player. Both in the musical and Shakespearean sense.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:11 am
5 groaning laughing lions! LUV IT! Nice axe collection! Did you ever break a 'G' string while fingering 'A' minor?
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 10:30 am
In the interest of full disclosure...this one was inspired by one of my students (Dustin) who knows I love a horrible pun.
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 8:33 am
Olds; Administer of PUNishment. Delight of the masochist. 5 winces
Silverheart - January 16, 2015, 8:12 am

Ouch. Pun so bad, and I know that pain (miss the collecting benefits & doing NOTHING, don't miss the stress and worry of job search) 5L
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 3:45 am
words, 5er

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