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HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am, #168010
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm, #167951
I like this.


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm, #226533
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm, #226531
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES -


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm, #57642
Ew.


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm, #245894
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245893
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am, #213965
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am, #203558
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am, #203554

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm, #203537
added to favs and 5


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm, #240669
Now Your Thinking.


MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




AHAHAHA - Now that joke has got my 'seal' of approval


TAGS: wildlife funny jokes
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by jackman14

Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 2:28 pm, #226373
You should also upload this to the Where the Pun Is site


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... -


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm, #226521
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am, #219106
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm, #218123
THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am, #218108

yes they are dammit! :)


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Andremann

Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm, #140337
Ouch! Psychopath!


CAT JOKES -




WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm, #89626
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm, #89624
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm, #89593
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm, #89530
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




FEELING INSPIRED -


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am, #226826
hahaha


LMAO - That joke... was so funny... But... I didn't hear it.




AN OMG MOMENT -


TAGS: bad jokes
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:22 am, #243978
Well ya never want to hit delete...the ultimate last call!
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:09 am, #243970
I always hit ALT and things end up weird.


BLONDE JOKES - Sensitivity can be gauged by the caliber of their response.




CANADA - the only army who could win a war with friendly fire




YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm, #235575
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


Dumb Blondes -




THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm, #239516
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm, #227682
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm, #227671
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm, #227665
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm, #227664
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm, #227659
Who Is He ?


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: insider jokes forseti is xommunist
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - April 28, 2011, 6:16 pm, #217551
Thanks florstetti!
forseti - April 28, 2011, 2:03 pm, #217546
5 xows from the one and only xommunist! ;)


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?




MILITARY HUMOR -




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm, #133832
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am, #133215
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133214
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133213
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am, #133212
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am, #133209
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am, #133206
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #133205
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm, #133175
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am, #132832
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm, #132820
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm, #132813
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm, #132812
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm, #132811
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm, #132810
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm, #132808
How do you know my Wife Ron?


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'




PRACTICAL JOKES - It's worth the $20 in aluminum foil.


TAGS: jokes
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by BB

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 12:51 am, #11739
Especially at the office pictured, a nice cubicle at NORAD's early warning system. OMG!! Quick, remove all that foil!


BAD JOKES ARE LIKE - ...a disappointing book. The beginning piques your interest, the middle leaves you wanting more and the end comes out of nowhere and sucker punches you.


TAGS: jokes books that was so bad
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:46 am, #243789
Oh there are worse...wanna hear a dirty one? A white horse fell in the mud.....thanks for the comment.
Bolverk3778 - February 25, 2013, 5:05 am, #243767
Oh, that's a bad one. Would the originator please leave by the nearest drain!!!


OLD CLOWNS -




pranks -




PRACTICAL JOKES -


TAGS: practical jokes
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 8:41 pm, #244680
(Actually I can't take credit, I found it "out there" someplace. But yeah, it's pretty cool.)
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:23 pm, #244679

Nice, I like what you did there


A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR -


TAGS: bad jokes october calender pzy
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

DominusDraco - October 24, 2010, 5:37 pm, #199626
I want my 10s back! Lame joke
Benlulz - October 6, 2010, 11:51 am, #196957
What the f***? xD


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit




NO RING TO CLEAN -


TAGS: bad jokes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 9:14 pm, #197751
No harm no foul sir
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 9:12 pm, #197264
Ah! Clarity. So really no harm no foul then?
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:02 pm, #197220
ah ok lol you posted while i was typing GS lol
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:01 pm, #197219
upload, it leaves the DE on the pic. Most of the time I catch it, once in awhile I do not. It is my spin on an old Cosby joke, but mine none the less
jameswnash - October 8, 2010, 2:00 pm, #197218
Stolen? Not at all, I had used De-motivational to create the poster, I use teir engine a lot so I can get more than 3 lines i. Most of the time upon upload, their logo is replaced by moti's, but every once in a while a pic I guess is too large and upon
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 1:59 pm, #197217
by "aquired", I meant the website-Demotivational- was bought by someone else
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:34 pm, #197212
For all intents and purposes the tag is gone. However, If by "acquired" you mean outright stolen in the ancient tradition of retrochcop then Booooo and shame on you James.
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:51 am, #197181
Demotivational was "aquired". their poster generator puts their new tag on the left. where this one came from, who knows, but it's old
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:07 am, #197171
May I be captain bobvious and point out that it is the tag of an obscure site called DEMOTIVATIONAL? However it might be that the poster was created on their engine but posted here, me thinks however a little cropping should have been done....
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 8:48 am, #197167
No tag. Poster was approved by a moderator.
forseti - October 8, 2010, 4:47 am, #197160
there is another tag behind motifake. we don't like that very much... :)


THE RULE OF THIRDS -




PRACTICAL JOKES - Even God likes to play them!


TAGS: face mars god practical jokes
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 1:33 pm, #158463
By the looks of it, he isn't happy about something.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 8:05 pm, #130780
Great poster. I think man has already been here and he is the jokester.


OLD JOKES ARE NEW JOKES -


TAGS: jokes babies
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:49 am, #92255
So true Ronny, So true!


INVISIBLE MIDGETS - bruce fights them




comedy -




Tee hee -




A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -




TAKE MY MOD PLEASE -


TAGS: moderators henny youngman jokes badabing
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:55 am, #211540
HEY-OH!!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2011, 8:27 am, #211533
TL:DR 5L
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:43 pm, #211484
LMAO... A true, brave man, I love it! Now... 5Lashings!


She who laughs 1st or last -


TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am, #251085
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm, #251083
I agree. More like a Doberman.


Bang Bang -


TAGS: superman batman dc tension bad jokes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:27 am, #255637

link here... http://whatculture.com/comics/10-comics-read-batman-vs-superman-movie.php/11 oh...and btw, who wouldn't want a human with no real powers kicking the snot out of an invincible alien. go earth :)
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:25 am, #255636

the battle has already been fought. three guesses who wins...."“I want you to remember, Clark, in all the years to come, in all your most private moments … I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:30 pm, #255627
Ha ha ha. Wonderfully funny and 5L worthy. :)


Mother Nature -


TAGS: mother nature jokes flowers erectile dysfunction
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:35 am, #253175
That, and not keeping any pictures of mother nearby. Mine or hers. :-/
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:51 pm, #253167
Crotchety, one word...vegagra. Vegetations' version of mans best friend, the little blue pill.


A SKELETON WALKS INTO A BAR - ...and orders: "A beer and a mop, please".


TAGS: skeleton walks bar jokes
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 6:23 pm, #234992
Classic!
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 6:23 pm, #234991
Classic!


YO MOMMA -


TAGS: yo momma jokes motifakes
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:54 am, #175442
yo momma does more 3s than BMW and is as sucks like a 7 (pretty funny in German, don't know if the play on words works in English too)
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:41 pm, #173030
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 7:24 pm, #172709
Yo momma is so fat, if she got run over by a truck, the chalk industry would perish.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 7:01 pm, #172701
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mam is so fat she plays pool with the plants. You mama is so fat her high school picture is an aerial ph**ograph.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 6:50 pm, #172700
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:19 am, #140086
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:18 am, #140085
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:20 am, #138343
with her legs spread WIDE and it said "Breakfast of Champions." Need I go on? I will anyway. Yo momma is so dumb, she waited for a STOP sign to say GO. Sorry to slam on yo mamma so hard, but she's used to it! O!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:18 am, #138341
Yo momma is so s**tty, I saw her buy a skirt last week and complimented her on "the belt." Speaking of belts, you momma is SO fat she has to tie hers with a boomerang. Further more, yo momma is so s**tty that I saw her on the front of a Wheatie's box
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:14 am, #138339
Yo mamma is so large, a cop saw her standing on a street corner and called for crowd control!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am, #138337
Yo momma is so FAT I had had to take two buses and a cab to get on her GOOD SIDE.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:07 am, #138336
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 5:47 am, #113221
Yo Momma so fat,when she has to haul a**,it takes her 10 to the power of 57 trips.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:42 pm, #105365
Just because yo momma sucks d*ck in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:18 pm, #105240
Yo Momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm, #105239
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:18 am, #105225
i was wondering how hod you went so fast
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:17 am, #105224
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am, #105222
Copy and paste...Tool of the lazy....Mooooooooooo's best friend.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am, #105221
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105220
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105219
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105218
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:14 am, #105217
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:12 am, #105216
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:09 am, #105214
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:08 am, #105212
Yo mama so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:05 am, #105209
Yo Momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:23 am, #105169
yo mamma's so hairy you were born with rug burn
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:26 pm, #104973
What's the difference between tour mama and a washing machine?....When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!
BriaHere - August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm, #104918
Yo Mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Edu - August 5, 2009, 4:00 pm, #104884
Yo' Mama's so fat I took my car for a drive around her and ran out of gas xD Yo' Mama's so ugly she looked at her reflection to cure herself from hicups. lulz
AAA - June 29, 2009, 2:32 pm, #91503
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:07 am, #85189
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
moooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:09 am, #84908
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:08 am, #84907
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:23 pm, #84856
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:20 pm, #84854
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
SpectreT65 - June 6, 2009, 4:33 pm, #84794
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 7:01 pm, #73477
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:20 pm, #70482
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:34 pm, #70151
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:32 am, #69742
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:48 am, #69199
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
Mr Taco - March 20, 2009, 11:29 am, #66803
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
donthate - March 17, 2009, 2:11 pm, #66321
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
dgbt - March 17, 2009, 1:43 pm, #66316
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a ***w j** to help his unemployment.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:35 pm, #66315
Yo Momma is like Mr. Culos logo...her b*** is always up in the air.
Elder God Douchebag - March 17, 2009, 12:48 pm, #66307
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Fatty - March 17, 2009, 12:25 pm, #66301
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:03 pm, #66296
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:01 pm, #66295
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Donthate - March 17, 2009, 11:57 am, #66293
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:42 am, #66290
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:38 am, #66289
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:37 am, #66288
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am, #66286
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am, #66256
Yo momma so fat she got to vote for Obama twice.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am, #66255
Yo momma so dumb she thinks Obama’s gonna pay her mortgage.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:55 am, #66254
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Obama.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 3:51 am, #66245
Yo momma so skanky , Clinton won't even touch her
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:27 am, #66241
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:42 am, #66235
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:35 am, #66234
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:34 am, #66233
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:26 am, #66229
Yo Momma....is so fat that her whole a** won't fit on just one MotiFake poster.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 12:11 am, #66221
Yo momma so fat....DAYUM!


IF IT GETS TOO HOT... -


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm, #87575
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm, #87574
I can roll down the window.


AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles


TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm, #130920
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #130918
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am, #130893
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though


MAC MAN - I think he would have really liked Motifake!




LOL - I hate when that happens!




Overachiever -


TAGS: no yo momma jokes please
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:31 pm, #262102
Request DENIED!!!!!! Stealing your ph**o when I have time to make posters! BWAHAHAHAHA! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk!
GaryO - July 24, 2015, 7:57 am, #262095
Always a good poster. Hey, here's an idea; what say you scoot on over to the evolution thread...hmmm?
Cloudy - July 24, 2015, 5:20 am, #262094
Every time I see a ph**o like that I wonder what happened. Cars derailed preventing the locomotive from moving forward and nobody thought to shut it off?
JesusWept - July 23, 2015, 4:26 pm, #262089
Talk about a bumpy ride. 5.


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TAGS: knock knock jokes really suck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 6:41 pm, #259466
Justin da Nick o' Time!
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 6:21 pm, #259465
Justin who?
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:10 pm, #259457
FuDevil! You're EVIL leaving us jokeless! EVIL! LOL! 5L
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:09 pm, #259456
Justin
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 3:48 pm, #259450
Who's there?
concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:38 am, #259447
a 5er
GaryO - January 13, 2015, 3:06 pm, #259437
Gawd, I love this stuff


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TAGS: thinking back on jokes made
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:04 am, #259127
True Dat!! 5 loudly laughing lions! That's going on my wall!


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TAGS: unemployed jokes humor economy jobs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - January 18, 2015, 12:09 am, #259525
I'm am also a keeper of the beat and purveyor of truly cool riffs! Awesome!
Oldsod - January 17, 2015, 6:31 am, #259517
No...I'm a bass player. Both in the musical and Shakespearean sense.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:11 am, #259512
5 groaning laughing lions! LUV IT! Nice axe collection! Did you ever break a 'G' string while fingering 'A' minor?
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 10:30 am, #259501
In the interest of full disclosure...this one was inspired by one of my students (Dustin) who knows I love a horrible pun.
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 8:33 am, #259500
Olds; Administer of PUNishment. Delight of the masochist. 5 winces
Silverheart - January 16, 2015, 8:12 am, #259499
Ouch. Pun so bad, and I know that pain (miss the collecting benefits & doing NOTHING, don't miss the stress and worry of job search) 5L
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 3:45 am, #259497
words, 5er


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